There’s a category of task that modern AI handles extremely well: summarizing documents, generating code, classifying text, hallucinating confidence, that sort of thing. And then there’s the other category. The category where the model has a plan, a budget, arguably even intent, but still cannot physically press the elevator button. Or stand in line at the service counter. Or attend the funeral. Or knock on the door. Or wait on hold for 47 minutes listening to a piano arrangement of “Lean on Me” while a government phone tree slowly degrades the social contract in real time....